the REAL valentines day messages

14 Feb

True Friendship…

(None of that sissy stuff..)

Are ye tired of those weedy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
 Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship… You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card .. Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

1…When ye are sad — I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.

2…When ye are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3…When ye smile — I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4…When ye are scared — I will shake the piss out of ye every chance I get, until you’re NOT.

5…When ye are worried — I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!

6…When yer confused — I will try to use only wee words.

7…When ye are sick –Stay the hell away from me until ye are well again. I don’t want whatever ye’ve got.

8… When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you clumsy fool, ……but I will help you up.

9… This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end.

‘Why?’ you may ask.

Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth…


Posted by on 14/02/2012 in Humour


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13 responses to “the REAL valentines day messages

  1. 68ghia

    14/02/2012 at 09:14

    Now that’s a friendship!!

    • paul

      14/02/2012 at 12:26

      Sounds like a man thing if you ask me.

  2. thehappyhugger

    14/02/2012 at 09:27

    Hehe, so moving:)

    • paul

      14/02/2012 at 09:43

      hope you enjoy your day

    • paul

      14/02/2012 at 12:26

      Brought a tear to my eye, and a lump to the throat.

  3. Sarchasm2

    14/02/2012 at 09:31

    LOL thanks

  4. Twolips2

    14/02/2012 at 09:34

    I hope Liam Neeson will speak those words to me one day 😉

    • paul

      14/02/2012 at 09:39

      While riding his BMW 1200 through the long grassws of Africa!!

  5. granny1947

    14/02/2012 at 13:38

    Hehehe…good one.

  6. colonialist

    14/02/2012 at 22:01

    That’s what friends are for, Scots style! Add, though, ‘But don’t piss me off or I’ll cut yer bluidy heid off wi’ me claymore!

    • paul

      16/02/2012 at 13:16

      Only after a Bells!

  7. Gobetween

    15/02/2012 at 17:09

    I love it, that is true friendship 😀

    • paul

      16/02/2012 at 13:12

      friendship with feeling!
      thanks for looking in…


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