Paddy was over on holiday from Ireland on Bondi Beach, but couldn’t seem to make it with any of the girls.
So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
‘Mate, it’s obvious,’ says the lifeguard, ‘you’re wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They’re years outta style, Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two sizes too small. And then drop a fist sized potato down inside ’em.
I’m tellin’ ya mate, you’ll have all the babes ya want!’
Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by.
Covering their faces, turning away and even laughing, and some looking very sick!
So Paddy went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, ‘What’s wrong now?’
‘Hey … Maaaayte’ said the lifeguard, ‘the potato goes in the front!’