Irish Joke

23 Feb

Paddy was over on holiday from Ireland on Bondi Beach, but couldn’t seem to make it with any of the girls.

So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

‘Mate, it’s obvious,’ says the lifeguard, ‘you’re wearing them old  baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They’re years outta style, Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two sizes too small. And then drop a fist sized potato down inside ’em.
I’m tellin’ ya mate, you’ll have all the babes ya want!’

The following weekend Paddy hits the beach again, with his spanking new tight Speedo, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by.

Covering their faces, turning away and even laughing, and some looking very sick!

So Paddy went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, ‘What’s  wrong now?’

‘Hey … Maaaayte’ said the lifeguard, ‘the potato goes in the front!’


Posted by on 23/02/2012 in Humour


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4 responses to “Irish Joke

  1. thehappyhugger

    23/02/2012 at 13:21

    Oh no!!! silly Paddy LOL 🙂

    • paul

      23/02/2012 at 13:56

      But being on Bondi Beach it might be the safest with all those Aussies around. You know they chase sheep dont you?…… LOL!!

  2. colonialist

    23/02/2012 at 22:16

    Yip, that would ruin the image all right!

  3. 68ghia

    24/02/2012 at 09:25

    Oh no man!!!
    I can just imagine 😉


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