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Future happenings?

07 Mar

 

ANC Election sticker

ANC Election sticker

 

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that

Jacob Zuma is our President and that our taxes and government fees will

increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by

about 10%.

 

But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state

of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I

didn ‘t know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did.

I walked through our parking lots and found sixty ‘ANC ‘ bumper stickers on

our employees ‘ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let

go.

I can ‘t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for

change… I gave it to them.

 

I will see the REST of you at the annual company picnic…….which WE can

now afford….!!

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8 Comments

Posted by on 07/03/2013 in Black and White, Humour, South Africa

 

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8 responses to “Future happenings?

  1. 68ghia

    07/03/2013 at 12:50

    Layoffs are a given Paul.
    If it will be ANC members, that remains to be seen.
    Will in all likelihood be the rest.

     
    • paul

      11/03/2013 at 06:34

      If it was the ANC members there would be some serious strikes and marches organized by trade unions not even represented there 🙂

       
      • 68ghia

        11/03/2013 at 06:36

        Absolutely!

         
  2. optie

    07/03/2013 at 15:00

    Now that would really cause people to adjust their thinking !

     
    • paul

      11/03/2013 at 06:35

      Hopefully I will be around to see it happen!!

       
  3. colonialist

    07/03/2013 at 20:52

    An entirely reasonable and logical way to choose!

     
    • paul

      11/03/2013 at 06:36

      We dont have logic in SA any more! And since when has the ANC ever been reasonable?

       
  4. flimflamflik

    19/05/2013 at 06:34

    ANC = African Nonsensical Clowns. Bunch of idiots… All politicians are puppets and your vote is irrelevant. Klaar!

     

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